spewing

when someone cannot stop lying to the point where it becomes a disease

Gray: I hooked up with Natasja!
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook

by kentird34 June 28, 2010

Swing

The state of being: the best at, master of, ultimate or supreme of, anything imaginable ever. this state induces the overwhelming power of authority on whatever it is being used for.

wow guy! you are the swing at making pizza!
Jeremy is a Swing.

by Hobbes! April 29, 2010

Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

Breezy Swing

A slang term for a person's penis and balls.

Dood, Matt got kicked in the breezy swing and hit the ground crying.

by Travis, Kyle, Rayce October 9, 2006

Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

swinger

A wife or girlfriend swapper.

See "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice"

by Super Trouper November 10, 2003

stewing

The act of repressing a deuce, usually due to lack of facilities or proper crapper conditions, allowing the feces to develop a more pungent aroma than normal, leading to horrific smelling gas.

I've had this shit stewing for hours, this is gonna reek.

by Jibba22 April 4, 2008