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Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
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White people seasoning

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"
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Season-3 Zuko

Referring to the state of self in which one has attained "fullness", or a total sense of one's self and destiny.
"If you can't handle me at my season-1 Zuko, you don't deserve me at my season-3 Zuko." - Marilyn Manson
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full season victory

When you think that a tv show on a streaming service like Netflix or prime is a weekly episode but you realise that all episodes are streaming now.
Hey Danny boy, just realised that the new season of power is a full season victory, get yo ass round here now and let’s order some pizza fam!
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Cum back season

All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
Guy1: Dude is cum back season!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!
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sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
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