screwface

The youngest member of Wu-Tang, Shyheim's, disguise.

Shit iz real, ain't no time to cash no butterflies
Pass the St. Ide's
Screwface is my disguise so look me in my eyes that aint wise
The first chump that jumps is the first chump that dies

by tannedmike July 21, 2006

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

screw

To be totally messed.
Used in aggresion towards someone.
To fuck.

Dude, your screwed.
Screw you fuckface!
I screwed her.

by Guywithknife June 8, 2004

scownie

a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.

fucking scownies!!! i hate em all

by randyOfender March 19, 2003

dude-screwed

When one dude does something to screw over another dude; this often involves breaking Man Laws or particularly one of the following cardinal rule, golden rule, friend rule, six month rule, Three Month Rule, Friend Code, etc.

"Dude...Lucas just dude-screwed me...I had one last beer and he drank it!"

"Dude...I heard Jeremy's dating your ex-gf...he broke a man law...you got dude-screwed."

by bpbpbpbp August 2, 2009

Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 17, 2013

screw

Many people think, this euphemism for having sex, is based on the analog of a metal screw and how a guy seems to be driving that screw in, when experiencing intercourse... but few realize at its start it was a farm expression, and describes the shape that many beast penises take when erect... such as pigs. Which also explains why we have the phrase, 'porking'.

Unconsciously perhaps, this also accounts for why sex is so exciting (beastal, animalistic, natural, basic, lower brained, automatic, lust driven, unintellectual, etc. ) and so disrespected.... same reasons as just stated for exciting.

They screw like animals.

They are so screwed!!

Ewww... they are such pigs! They screw everywhere with no concern!

Screwing is so... animalistic!

by jonadark April 23, 2009