scoop

to scoop (verb)
1.to catch something as in to see or understand.

2.to catch something as in to get it or literally catch it.

1.Yo Mike, scoop out the ass on da b****.
or
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john: yo jeff did u scoop that?
jeff: nah i dont think so.

2.o man i almost scooped the football for the touchdown on
that last throw.
or
(at the carnival using those machines with the claw to get
stuffed animals and candy, etc.)
come on Bill you gotta scoop up that stuffed monkey,
you've already wasted 10 dollars trying to get it for your
girlfriend. You better get layed for that.

by Chop88 December 28, 2005

scoop head

When a person has a head like a shelf

THE SCOOP HEAD TEST
If you if you run your hand down your head you should feel a clear definition between where the head ends and the neck begins(the scoop) if you can fit 3 or more fingers on your scoop and if your scoop is about a right degree angle then you have a scoop head.

To let some one know that they have a scoop head you lightly run your hand down the back of there head. Once you reach the scoop you put your head around it and jerk it forward. The most inportant part is that you must say scoop head while the jerking is taking place.

(you have to say scoop head like you say A-Town or how you would say a year '09 or '06)

Look at Tiffany Martin, she got a big ol' SCOOP HEAD

by tybaltWHS09 August 15, 2006

no scope nation

one who is insane and amazing at getting no scope head shot in halo3 with the sniper rifle

Wow, look at that guy get a killionare with all no scope headshots, he is such a no scope nation

by 8=D~~~~~~~ April 6, 2009

Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.

Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.

by cajackel July 10, 2010

2 scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp May 24, 2004

pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.

I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.

by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003

No-Scope

The act of pinching the tip of ones penis before ejaculation and then releasing, thus creating a powerful projectile of semen and targeted torward a femals eye, once landed, the man shouts "no-scope!"

Veater said he no-scoped Chelsea from 10 feet!

by The Big Ezzie January 11, 2011