Ski-uppity

State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.

Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity

by Mdfrd July 12, 2013

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020

Ski Ranger

Having Minecraft oral intercourse while levitating within the air in the dark.

Robert finally Ski Rangered Chad tonight

by vedlon January 19, 2021

Ski

When a woman gives two men handjobs simultaneously with one man on each side.

Also can be used as a term for the middle seat in the backseat of a car.

5 people are entering a car;
"Shotgun!"

"Window"
"Window"
"Damnit, I guess I'm skiing"

by Tanus July 11, 2022

Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.

Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.

by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024

Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017