Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do

The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.

by Name123456789 December 20, 2014

Relationship slut

Someone who can’t stay single for long and just jumps from one relationship to the next.

‘They’ve only been broken up for a month and he’s already in a new relationship. What a relationship slut!’

by Tulip28 July 16, 2018

Eskimo related couch buddies

When a set of friends have realized that they all have had some sort of sexual relations on the same couch in the past or present.

"yeah me and him always hooked up on that couch after school"
"no way I just hooked up with ___ on there the other day!"
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"then I guess that makes us Eskimo related couch buddies! Considering we both had hooked up on the same couch"

by Renots4life October 11, 2011

Binary Relationship

When You e-date someone. Because its coded in binary, your basically dating the binary.

Him and that chick on habbo are in a binary relationship

by Jhawsh October 31, 2011

obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Birthday Relationship Exploit

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

by A_E_M November 9, 2015