free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

Morning Ready

Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.

WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.

(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK

by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008

are you ready

In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.

Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"

sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"

by R&Rslut March 14, 2008

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

rehab

Provides easy way for drug addicts to cessate their drug use.

Rehabs often give the drug addicts the treatment their deserve - by killing them with garbage drugs.

He went to rehab and they killed him.

by slpnght January 3, 2011