KEEP IT REAL

to not inhibit yourself or pretend to be something you are not.

do you know today's dow jone industrial average?
I don't know that shit, keep it real!

by paul allen March 3, 2003

got real bad

A term used to reference a previous night's state of drunkeness. Drunk to a point in which it is difficult to see, and blackout is a strong possibility.

TPF: "Oh my god, Big Dads got real bad last night! He went into the police station and played extremely violent marco polo with all of the officers , because he thought that is what you're supposed to do!"
BB: "Yeah, yeah, yeah.....He got real bad.........yeah!"

by D. Hausman August 11, 2004

Real

A term used when someone agrees with you.

You know the way he treated that girl was not right.

Real. Real.

by sbj9210 December 18, 2008

real sex

A documentary-style tv show on HBO that covers topics like sex toys, brothels, swingers, drag queens, the porn industry, and sex shows. Don't let the documentary aspect of the show fool you, its basically just porn.

I learned how to give a good blow job on Real Sex last night, and then I got really turned on when they had a big segment about strip clubs.

by cupgame May 24, 2006

Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.

Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!

by ttango December 5, 2011

Real Music

*A term that teenagers throw out far too often, the first signs of music snobbery as it immediately entails Hip-hop/dance genres being classed as ''crap music''

**Music that has been played in reality & thus is real music rather than notes on sheets.

Teenager: God this generation sucks for music, i wish i was born in the 70s when they had brilliant rock music everywhere, it was all real music

Me: You are aware every generation has whats known as the ''20 year rule'' where the teenagers wish they were born 20 years ago? & that you'd hate the chart music back then as it consisted of Donny Osmond and other corporate made one hit wonders with the odd exception of good bands, just like today

Teenager: Nuh uh it was all stairway to heaven, & pink floyd & The Doors & ehh bach, really cool bands back in the 70s

by dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011

realchat

A realchat is a chat frequented by large amounts of pedophiles. Often, they will be pretending to be age 18 or under in a realchat. All of the pedophiles know realchat is the place to be, the same kind of people you see on www.perverted-justice.com use realchat.

Want to see what a real pedophile is like? Let's go to realchat!

by lulz clown November 7, 2009