This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
Get the Randymug. Randy is one of those rare people who shines even when life tries to dim his light. He’s an amazing, kind soul — the kind of person who’s been through a lot, yet still manages to find reasons to smile and make others smile too. No matter how tough things get, Randy doesn’t give up. He faces life head-on, with strength, humor, and heart.
What makes Randy so special is how effortlessly he can make you laugh. It doesn’t take much — a quick joke, a look, or just the way he tells a story — and suddenly everything feels lighter. His energy has a way of lifting the people around him.
But one thing’s for sure: you don’t want to make Randy mad. When he’s upset, he can be sharp with his words, and arguing with him can definitely sting. Still, that intensity comes from the same place as his loyalty and his passion — he feels deeply and cares deeply.
Randy is proof that strength isn’t about never falling down; it’s about getting back up every time and still managing to make others laugh along the way.
What makes Randy so special is how effortlessly he can make you laugh. It doesn’t take much — a quick joke, a look, or just the way he tells a story — and suddenly everything feels lighter. His energy has a way of lifting the people around him.
But one thing’s for sure: you don’t want to make Randy mad. When he’s upset, he can be sharp with his words, and arguing with him can definitely sting. Still, that intensity comes from the same place as his loyalty and his passion — he feels deeply and cares deeply.
Randy is proof that strength isn’t about never falling down; it’s about getting back up every time and still managing to make others laugh along the way.
Person: Damn I’m kinda sad today Randy😣
Randy: Vale más que ye pasigues ehhhhh🤪
Person: LMFAOOO randyy your soooo funnyyyyy😂
Randy: Vale más que ye pasigues ehhhhh🤪
Person: LMFAOOO randyy your soooo funnyyyyy😂
by Baddie692763 November 9, 2025
Get the Randymug. by bag92 June 9, 2019
Get the randymug. Yo Josh, who's this Randy in your video? ,
or
He is being a Randy, cause he randomly stands in the background of strangers photos
or
He is being a Randy, cause he randomly stands in the background of strangers photos
by Gibby's Bitch June 29, 2021
Get the Being a Randymug. The most kind, funny, loving, compassionate, comforting, beautiful, and supportive person you’ll ever meet. She is rarely moody and has a wonderful attitude and outlook on everything. Randi is always there for people and always works hard to take care of the people she loves! She will always go out of her way to make sure that others needs are taken care of before her own. Randi’s are essential to life. I love them. Always will. Cheers to all the Randi’s of the world.
Charles: Randi is totally awesome!! She’s so efficient and smart!”
Haley: I know! She’s so caring and kind to everyone!!”
Haley: I know! She’s so caring and kind to everyone!!”
by Cindy1166caldone1188 September 18, 2023
Get the Randimug. randy is more cuban than domonican
by Real Alberto May 11, 2022
Get the randymug. An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
Get the Randy's wifemug.