Peter Mueller

This dude is the coolest most amazing guy in the world. And a true best friend. He can make you smile more than goldfish do.

Dude! Is that Chuck Norris?!" "Nah that's Peter Mueller

by Allison Burnett October 15, 2010

peter griffin

A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.

"I love you guys as my neighbors because if you weren't, some smelly Hawaiians might move in."

by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004

Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010

Peter Pettigrew

Have you read Harry potter}?

Remember that rat guy, Peter?

Yeah well he was kinda 2 faced etc, so that's exactly what this is. A 2 faced bitch is a Peter Pettigrew!!

'She's such a Peter Pettigrew'
'Harry Potter fan then huh?'

by Foolqueeeeeeeen July 12, 2016

peter out

The act of dropping out of a plan or leaving a party.

James: "Sorry guys, I have to head home."
Bob: "Don't peter out on us James!"
James: "Sorry man."

by Mitsuda August 10, 2007

Peter Kay

on all levels, a comedy genius who spawned TV shoes such as "That Peter Kay Thing" and "Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights." Also a classy stand-up comedian

"Shitting crikey Peter Kay was good at the top of the tower last night"

by John-O October 27, 2003

Peter Pepper

Someone who is very very old

"He broke his hip playing ultimate. He's such a Peter Pepper."

by WhoDidThis April 15, 2007