Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic

"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"

by Kyuubiman January 13, 2009

Packers

NFL team, created in the 20's that instantly succeeded in the NFL, winning games, and more importantly, Superbowls. First Superstar quarterback leading the young packers to Championships was Bart Starr. They also won the first Superbowl in history against the Kansas City Chiefs. Later in the franchise they acquired superstar, all-star, future hall-of-fame quarterback, Brett Favre in 1992. In which the packers traded a first round pick for Brett Favre, which proved to be one of the most lucky, controversial trades in all of sports history. Then during his 16 years with the Green Bay Packers he racked up records in MVP selections, consecutive starts as a quarterback (including playoffs), wins by a starting quarterback, passing touchdowns, passing yards, passing completions, passing attempts, and career games with at least 3 touchdowns. In 2008 Favre retired, but not before changing his mind in July. But the Packers would not allow him back, stating "the train had left the station and they were ready to move on." The New York Jets then took their chance on Favre and it seems to be paying off, as he won his debut game for the Jets. The Packers now rely on Long-time back-up quarterback, Aaron Rodgers to lead them. This also seems to be working out well, as Aaron Rodgers won in his first start for the Packers, not to mention against the Packers bitter rivals, the Minnesota Vikings on national television, on Monday Night Football. We will just have to watch and see what the future will hold for Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the Green Bay Packers.

The Packers beat the Vikings on Monday Night Football.

by [e-mail] October 22, 2008

Parker

A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser

Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!

by Dr.Anomynous February 23, 2010

fudge packer

one who packs fudge

did you see that fagget
yea that was totally connors fudge packer dad

by skp123 May 7, 2010

Parker

A poor ass kid who has to pay his family's bill, about $500 a month too. The kid is usually in high school and works at a grocery store, while his mother works two jobs, and gets fired every week. And his "Dad" (not his biological father) grows "spices" (marijuana) in the basement and sells it to private customers. Also, the father is psychotic, and watches porn while his young children are watching and theres a babysitter there.

A Parker would also buy really expensive shoes to try and show he's not poor. Shoes such as RBK Pumps and Air Force Ones. These shoes cause a huge debt for his family.

A Parker will also never shower, and have long diry hair, and also lie constantly. A Parker is usually trying to pick up girls way out of his league too, and gets constant reject.

A Parker's mother will also take you out for dinner, and then ask for $10 when you're done your meal.

"Hey guys, I got a new roof for my house"
"Dude, you just painted it red, don't pull a Parker on us."

"Hey guys, I take baths with my brothers."
"Dude, you just totally pulled a Parker by taking a bath with your brothers."

"Hey guys, my Dad grows spices in the basement."
"It's weed dude. Don't pull a Parker on us."

"Hey guys, I work at the grocery store with my mom"
"Dude, you just pulled a Parker."

"Hey guys, I got dragged across the floor by and old man and liked it"
"Dude, you totally pulled a Parker if you liked it."

"Dude, he's not even your real father."
"YES! Ron is my Dad!"
"That's a total Parker there."

"Hey Daddio!"
"Shut the fuck up, clean up that puke, and don't be a Parker and say daddio!"

by mr.fakes February 12, 2008

packer

another word for penis when and if used make sure you say it clear enough to not sound like pecker

i got hit in the packer and now my packer hurts

by POC444 June 8, 2011

Megan Parker

Nice , wonderful, gorgeous but stubborn girl who loves one specific sport. Usually care free but can be stressed at some times. Is usually short and tanned.

you're such a megan parker

by ZORMTTAM April 27, 2011