side of pork

when you wake up the next mroning and find a fat chick lying in bed next to you

Tom why didnt you save me last night when i woke i found a side of pork in my bed

by Anonymous December 24, 2002

Ohio Pork roll

the process of receiving oral pleasures from a female, whilst consuming a Baconator from Wendy's.

This girl was giving me an Ohio pork roll last night, she thought she had it bad when i got bacon grease in her hair, little did she know that would the least of her worries when it came to foreign liquids in her hair.

by Thepaul15 December 20, 2008

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

easy pork chop

Some task that was thought to be hard but turned out easy

Benny: Hey James did you finish with the high value properties on the radical list?

James: Yeah, no problem. It was an easy pork chop

by Phakebox January 19, 2006

piece of pork

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Wet Pork

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

by Odinox July 26, 2010

greasy pork

When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.

Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.

by steritz102 September 30, 2010