poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

by breakfastclub October 28, 2008

poo head

when someone is being a bitch or is being evil or mean. Sometimes a term of endearment, alot of times something I say too avoid swearing.

"Your such a poo head!" *storms off*
"he was like, being a total poo head"
"OMG you freakin poo head" *laughs and hugs*
*glares at mother* "You are such a!....poo head"

by The Contessa Of The Suburbs August 29, 2005

Poo Poo Hot Pot

The Poo Poo Hot Pot (AKA the Boston Ball Warmer) is a New England phenomena. Named for a Cambridge Massachusetts eatery, whose legendary cuisine led to original episode, a Poo Poo Hot Pot occurs when an individual farts in very cold weather whilst wearing layered clothing. A very slow yet persistent trail of steam is released from the backside of the potter's waistline in a fashion reminiscent of a boiling pot or chafing dish. A warming sensation has also been reported extending as high the shoulder blades.

The weather was unbearable but luckily for me, I released a poo poo hot pot shortly after getting in line which made the situation much more comfortable, for me.

by DoorsWideOpen February 1, 2010

Poo Pixies

Flies. See Fecal Fairies; Log Lepricauns & Excrement Elves. All lingering about or on fecal matter.

The country farm cloud tured out to be a swarm of Poo Pixies.

by Dan Brew August 15, 2006

poo bubble

a wet fart gone bad or another name for a Rhino

I thought I had to fart but I actually have a poo bubble in my slacks

by Pootsa August 21, 2007

Poo Grab

verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.

i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.


i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.

My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily

by Ashyr December 15, 2008

poo fairy

this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.

- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...

by alasondro April 19, 2010