Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout

A Description Of Someone Lying.

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

by Camie NF April 28, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016

vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 5, 2003

Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.

Jean Valjean: SMILEY PIES!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day December 14, 2004

Atlantic Pipeline

When you take a poo in a condom, put it in the freezer, then use it as a dildo.

Lisa loves an atlantic pipeline! Fresh from the freezer

by dirrrtyfrucker October 11, 2009

pipeing down

another way to say having sex with someone.

Abran-"OMG the whole time we were in the hottub i was pipeing down that broad and you guys didnt even know"
Th3Mick-"Fuck thats busfare!

Girl-"so you gonna come pipe me down"
Th3Mick-"hell yea u dont have to tell me twice"

by Th3M1ck September 30, 2007

Pipe it up

Pipe it up means diffrent things

It's mainly a word used when your about to go into a club and be lit or live and have fun
Or you can use it to say to your friends that your
Going to pipe up a girl

Man my dude ray ray pipin it up

He crazy wild in the club

Or you can use it like this
Boy 1 : what you doing tonight let's go out !
Boy 2 : I would but I'm chilling with this girl tonight you know Ima be pipin it up!

Pipe it up - to have intercourse or to have fun

by Beatsbyla September 21, 2017