Pickled Abs

The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.

Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.

Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!

by Hipster Juice August 4, 2011

Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

pickle jam

When you shove your cock so far up a girl, its uncomfortable.

Bro, i just pickle jammed alexa last night!

by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

Pickle Chin

im bout to get your pickle chin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you Pickle Chin man?

by IndyJones April 8, 2019

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Pickle Prince

A sexual maneuver in which a man has his genitals mouthed by more than one person, usually of both sexes, and this is reigning monarch over them, or the "Pickle Prince". In extreme cases, this person can ascend to the rank of Cucumber King.

I became the pickle prince last night when Todd and Ethel gave me a good bit of felatio after the gala.

by feeshna September 30, 2015