Penis

The Male urination and reproductive service.

Kelly: hey girl I accidentally went in the boys washroom earlier!
Amanda: did you see their penisis?

Kelly: Luckily not 😪

by Madzooo01112 March 2, 2019

Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.

Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!

by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019

penis

A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent

i will destroy you with my penis

by grandma destroyer March 15, 2019

Penis

A noodle that can turn into a sausage

The penis could not fuck a little girl because she was 6

by Thicc brgrz January 6, 2019

Penis

Dick

Wow look at dicks penis

by Miamagoster July 6, 2018

penis

used for blowjobs

"i like to suck mikey penis"
"same susan!"

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018

Penis

A male genital that when your mother sucks, she chokes.

Is that your mother choking oin your best friends penis?

by sarjddfh.asjk January 22, 2019