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job skank

1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
mugGet the job skankmug.

Cam-Job

A pirate copy of a movie on DVD, Video or downloaded that is obviously acquired by smuggling a camera into a cinema and filming it.
The new Bond movie had poor sound, poor quality picture and somebodys shadow obscured the screen making it obviously a cam-job
by Evil_bob December 14, 2008
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whisper job

The act of being with a beautiful biddie and instead of having sex with her, you engage in a masturbatory act or an HJ while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear until you blow your load.
-LT, is it true you raped that 16-year old girl?
-I did not have sexual relations with her.
-Then what did you do?
-I engaged in a masturbatory act while she whispered in my ear.
-Oh, so you mean a whisper job?
-I am unfamiliar with that term
by CusoFYeah November 15, 2010
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boob-job

surgical augmentation of the breasts
"Looks like that Jordan's had one boob job too many."
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
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Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.
She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.
by Timmy November 17, 2003
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bro-job

When a straight guy gives a blow job to a different straight guy.
Me and Chad where bored last night so he gave me a bro-job to kill some time.
by TheHairyBagel July 25, 2010
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Rob Job

To get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won't let you cum
damn I only got a rob job last night
by cryptshower925 February 3, 2008
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