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Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".
Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.
by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017
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smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma
Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn
by smeglord420 June 9, 2021
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Nut Gag

Choking on a males sperm bank during sloppy top
Used to get over a frustration or fight
This girl is great at nut gagging
My homework last night was a nut gag
by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022
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Cuck Nut

When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
by Alacktor November 15, 2019
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Nut Fatigue

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
by Kapeet May 7, 2019
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)
Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts
by T.perry April 22, 2015
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