by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
by SlopNChop October 18, 2016
When someone experiences a situation that seems like it came straight out of a fanfic. An example of this would be running into someone famous somewhere you would not expect them to be, receiving a marriage proposal from them, and then running away together on their yacht. Essentially, it is an event that took place that seems so unrealistic it could be the plot of a 2013 wattpad werewolf/vampire/onedirection/foreign prince fanfic.
Omg, I went on vacation to (insert place here) and I had the biggest y/n moment! I met (insert famous celebrity that you have a crush on here) (insert generic activity here).
by (0Lani0) March 27, 2022
A form of birth control in which a no condom or contraception is being used, and the dude simply raw dogs, finishes inside and prays he doesn't get the girl pregnant (or an std).
Girl: "I'm not on birth control, do you have a condom?"
Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."
Guy: "I'll just pump n pray, baby, no one uses condoms anymore."
by Archer86 January 19, 2014
a way to say "anyways". used usually on the computer and by noobs. a faster and cooler way to say "anyways".
Perosn 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Oh nothing, hey I heard you are going out with my sister.
Person 1: Where did you hear that at?
Person 2: On the phone last night, i was hearing your conversation with stacy.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: n e waze.. are you guys dating??
Person 2: Oh nothing, hey I heard you are going out with my sister.
Person 1: Where did you hear that at?
Person 2: On the phone last night, i was hearing your conversation with stacy.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: n e waze.. are you guys dating??
by littlechubbzenonnumbercinco March 08, 2009
When you have to poop really bad and you are squeezing your butt cheeks tightly together while in a quick walk to the toilet trying not to look obvious.
"I saw john at the park the other day, he was doing the squeeze n' walk again."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
Adam responded, "That fucker always waits until the last minute to take a shit. I was at the mall with him 3 weeks ago and he tried the squeeze n't walk. Shit all over an old lady who was just trying to buy some knitting supplies so she could make her granddaughter a scarf."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023