yuck muff

term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.

I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff

by txmetalhead310 July 17, 2011

Muff Tumbling

When two women rub their vaginas together for sexual pleasure. A synonym for "Scissoring".

"Dude, I went to this party the other day and there were these hotties muff tumbling in the living room. Shit was cash!"

by Red0991 September 29, 2012

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

The muff

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

by daddyyolol February 24, 2020

Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

muff divers

People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.

Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006