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Toughest motherfucker on the planet 

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!
“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”
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motherfucker 

one hoo fucks his/her mother
motherfucker by debbie March 16, 2003

MotherFucker 

A game played in the car simular to Paddiddle, only in this game you look for a car with only their parking lights on and yell motherfucker.
A term for a person who drives with just there parking lights on.
Driving down the road
see a car with just parking lights on
Man 1: MOTHERFUCKER
Man 2: Dammit you win.

Man 1:hey look a motherfucker
Man 2: Flash your lights at him, what a dick
Man 1: Oh shit now the MotherFucker is following us.
MotherFucker by Mike_111 March 22, 2010

motherfucker 

In the Depression in the 1930s, women desperate to feed their children would sometimes prostitute themselves for money for food. A motherfucker was a man who would actually have sex with a woman in this situation, rather than just giving her a little money.
This description of "motherfucker" is from "Growing Up Absurd", Paul Goodman (Random House, 1956)
motherfucker by chookyembra August 2, 2011

Tough motherfucker 

One who will fuck your mom and beat the shit out of your Dad. He gives absolutely zero fucks about any of the possible reprocussions of his actions.
Tough motherfucker -Joe: “I head Jim beat the shit out of Stacey’s Dad after he banged her” Damien: “ yea that paisano is a tough mother fiucker”

mothersfucker

If the plural of Attorney General is Attorneys General, and the plural of mother in law is mothers in law, then the plural of motherfucker is mothersfucker.
mothersfucker by Check Your Totem January 23, 2011

Like a motherfucker

Something to descibe a useless talent.
1.That guy can iron LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
2.I just crossed the street LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
3. Jim plays ping pong LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!