Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011

cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore

1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.

by rattler182 August 1, 2007

Pereda Monster

A person who listens to heavy metal music, loves peter piper pizza, can only eat with the light on, loves to shop, pays for gas regardless the cost, drives Honda vehicles (secretly wants a truck), loves to watch movies, always on time!!!

Pereda Monster enough said....

by Stratovarius March 4, 2010

yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.

"She had a real roast beef yock monster"

by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012

sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

by akoni February 15, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006