molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

Molly

A Molly is a hilarious, smart, cool friend. Completely loyal and would do anything for her friends, no matter what the cost. She can be a little bit of a rebel, but she mostly has a good reason. She has a small group of friends and can be shy around those who she doesn't know (otherwise she's wild around her friends). She has lots of insecurities but hides them from her friends with jokes and sarcasm. She has a friend that she really likes, but she would rather be just friends with him than not at all. She is a very athletic person and is an extremely good artist. She's not very popular, but a lot of people want to be her because she is cool and rebellious.

Never let go of a Molly if you find her, she will be the most loyal friend you will ever have; and will make you smile!

Guy 1: Hey, who's the new kid?"
Guy 2: I heard her names Molly, hoping to be friends with her, she seems very cool and funny.

by The Wolf Shyma March 10, 2019

molly

she is one of the prettiest people you’ll ever meet. she’s fairly tall, brown eyes, hazel in good lighting and has dark hair that gets natural blonde highlights in the summer. her friends call her molls every once in a while she is a very sporty girl and fairly skinny. most molly’s have butts but no boobs. tbh they’re the funniest ever. they can make many friends easy and has a tendency to be better with the boys. she’s usually always with her best friends. usually named brianna sarah ella or rachael.

“molly rocked our soccer game today!”

by sammy1411 June 20, 2019

mollycoddle

What parents often do to their kids. When they explain something but leave out important details because they think it's inappropriate, or when they sugar-coat the truth because they think it's inappropriate, or when they flat-out lie about something because they think the truth is inappropriate. A good resource of getting around mollycoddling is Urban Dictionary, because it has almost all of the TRUE definitions of things that parents will often mollycoddle. Or one can Google a question that they've asked their parents to verify that nothing has been mollycoddled in the answer. Of course, many parents know of these resources so they keep their kid off of the internet.

Example 1) Kid: Mommy, how are babies made?
Mother: The stork, which is a magical bird.
Kid: *Google-searches question* *sniff* Mommy lied to me. Waaaaahhhh!!!!
Mother: Crap. My mollycoddle failed.

Example 2) Kid: Mommy, what are my balls used for?
Mother: Their just there.
Kid: *searches "Balls" on Urban Dictionary and Google* *sniff* Mommy lied! Waaaaah!
Mother: YOU'RE NEVER GOING ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!!

by I hate mollycoddlers March 23, 2010

Manlypest

A place in a parallel dimention to manifest. The scum 2 paperthin layers above 4chan.

Where porn of all kinds can come together in a white bukake of giant enemy crabs.

Videogames are honered as gods and the regulars and admins are kings that rule over n00bs

Respect manlypest or we'll hellban you motha'fuckas!

by -???!?!??@#?!!~- October 28, 2006

manly woo

the irresistable effect that a man puts over a woman, in the form of charm, and or sex.

He made her his bitch because she couldn't resist his manly woo.

by pimpdaddy slut October 30, 2007

Molly Whop

When a grown man drops his trousers and a male and or female is being roudy and annoying. The man shows dominance by smacking the individual in the face with his Smoked Meat Log.

The woman wouldn't leave me alone, so I dropped my pants and Molly Whopped her.

by SnappinBedposts September 11, 2014