Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.

Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.

by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025

Minnesota buckshot

The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer

I gave my girlfriend the Minnesota Buckshot last night

by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

Minneapolis Sketch-Book

When a toothless whore with only three limbs, usually called Sloppy Sue, donates her body for up coming tattoo artist to practise on her body as a canvas. In return she is given a weekly allowance of $2 American Dollars.

"Damn man I haven't had a customer in a while" "You got 2 dollars?" "Yeah!" "You should get yourself a Minneapolis Sketch-Book!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.

"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"

by BigR123 April 5, 2025