modest mouse

A band that hipsters are too cool to like anymore because now they are done with high school and attend art school and/or moved to a city, and had to dig deeper into the more sophisticated self zone, aquiring tastes that no one will know about for at least the next 2-3 years, when they will have to update themselves once again (hint: when Xiu Xiu, Blonde Redhead and Q and Not U are completely for indie rock poseurs only... just a matter of time)

Modest Mouse... I never really liked them anyway.

by somebody October 5, 2003

molestache

1. a mustache thinner than one left by milk or kool aid reticent of creepers. 2. often found on the upper lips of hipsters who are on a quest for the truly ironic handlebar mustache but for some reason or another fail at attaining glory. they often make up for this lack of facial handlebars by riding around town on a neon fixed gear bike (with sweet handlebars) 3. sometimes found on men sporting mock turtlenecks. 4. found when boys skinny jeans are too tight and their leg hair sprouts on their upper lip instead.

"hey i heard you were trying to get a job at that local record bike store vegan organic cafe?"
"yeah, i don't think i fit in though...I don't have a molestache."
"but you're a girl..."

by oopseiffelover March 7, 2010

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020

molesterbating

molesting yourself or someone else while masturbating

1) dude george is molesterbating trae
2) trae molsterbates himself too much

by piznitch November 6, 2003

moessner

An egotistical, condescending douche bag and creeper. Often lies about everything (ex. intelligence, self defense skills, etc.). Tries to control everyone thinking that they are ignorant. Highly Possessive.

wow that dude acts like a moessner. No wonder he's losing friends.

by treemunger August 10, 2009

Moises

Moises is rude, loud, obnoxious boy with dark hair and eyes who spends his class time finding ways to annoy the people around him.

"He's such a brat, he must be a Moises"

by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018

modest mouse

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.

modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.

by turgan November 14, 2005