Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Millennial Mold

The trend adopted by people reaching adulthood around the turn of the 21st century to cover their arms, legs, torso, neck and face in blue/black tattoos, which from a distance, can look like some kind of hideous skin condition.

“Hey, look at that chick over there. She is hot!”
“Nah man, too much millennial mold!”

by JimmyFuego June 9, 2022

Millennial Mike

World's second best putter

Another day at playa and Millennial Mike lost $105 betting.

by GMAC 33 September 16, 2021

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Vampire mommy milkers

The tall vampire lady from resident evil village that we would all like to beat our meat to.

Man I’d sure love to fuck the tall vampire lady with the vampire mommy milkers

by Lpb February 7, 2021

Devin Millar

A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.

I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Milkers

Extremely large breasts.

Her taut brassiere could barely contain her enormous milkers.

by MissAim August 15, 2014