Men's Mental Health

something the internet and society sees something that doesn't exists and is a joke

Stacy: Men don't have mental health issues, they just need to man up!
Zoey: Men's Mental Health does exist and you should be ashamed of yourself for making fun of men who have it

by givemegumgumyoudumdum April 12, 2021

Mentally Fish And Chips

When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.

Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.

by The PNTRS June 9, 2015

mental health day

When you call in sick to work. But you really just want to take a day off and chill out.

Yeah, on Monday I took a mental health day and went on a daycation. It was so relaxing.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

Mental High Five

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.

"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*

by mysterio32 September 21, 2011

Mental Abuse To Humans

Math.

What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.

by XxAmogus69 January 24, 2022

Mental Health Monday

Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.

For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.

by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020