A bob'mc'croskie is an oral sex act performed on a male while both partners are in water, the female is almost fully submerged underwater with only the top of her head above the water.

The term is derived from the head motion of the female participant as it bobs in the water, and croskie is derived from a Kransky sausage which bears semblance a penis.

Commonly used in Scotland and New Zealand.

"...then we went to the beach, I pushed her out a bit so I could get some bob'mc'croskie action goin on, and boy did my croskie get a good bobbin."

"Excuse me miss, would you mind bobbin'mc'croskie over here?"

"We had a bath together so I gave him the old bob'mc'croskie

Bob'mc'croskie by nomdplume69 November 11, 2020

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American Veterans Cock Riders MC

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC is a "gang" based in Albuquerque New Mexico. They are probably the weakest bitches in the world second only to the Area 51 Motorsports gang. They claim to not be a gang but to be a group that supports veterans but nothing could be further from the truth. Two members had the audacity to attack their nephew who lived with them due to the fact he wouldn't take their gay sons sexual advances. They took their nephew to a local burger restaraunt and told the waitresses to poison his food. They also attempted to kill their nephew by leaving him out in sub zero temperatures. Their murder attempt failed because he overheard them discussing the murder plot the night prior. They think they are big and tough but are a bunch of race traitors who side with wetback mexicans over their own blood. They are sick disgusting evil subhumans who pretend to be republicans. Literally noone likes them.

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC sure are a bunch of race traitor wannabe conservative criminal subhuman scum. The Albuquerque chapter is especially gay with their weird gay bondage fetish.

American Veterans Cock Riders MC by SavannahAfrica July 31, 2019