A homosexual who lacks friends
by AVeryWiseHeteroSexual January 16, 2018
Get the Matthew Richardsmug. A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.
by KjoRocks June 7, 2018
Get the sassy matthewmug. People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.
Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019
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Get the Matthew Smug. by kytlover March 6, 2021
Get the matthew toromug. The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!
лекси: why is your bf so cute?
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
by fiohri July 17, 2023
Get the Danny Matthewsmug. Matthew Maundrell is the bestest. Once you find yourself a Matthew Maundrell your life will completely change, he is like the saying “once you go black you’ll never go back. He will love you with all his heart and he will be the bestest. He will be kind and treat you with so much care. A Matthew Maundrell is the most handsome lad ever(drives a deere)
by james field January 30, 2022
Get the Matthew Maundrellmug.