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Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
by Flyless fly December 17, 2019
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Daniel Matthews

A 17 year old in the movie Saw 2, he’s literally so fucking pretty and I’m sad we never got to see him after Saw 2. He deserved better but at least he survived the trap. He’s also definitely emo or punk or some form of alternative. Still fine asf
Person 1: Okay at the same time name the best Saw Character.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid
by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 30, 2023
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matthew wheeler

A fat slob that stays inside like a trog
by Gerald Harry October 6, 2021
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Matthew Johnson

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.
by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020
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matthew yu

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.
by juju3 February 16, 2022
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Matthew Bushong

My girl friend acted like a "Matthew Bushong" last night
by saucedad_69 July 25, 2022
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matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams
Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.
by NotSilentCal August 10, 2019
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