The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.
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Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
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