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Mary Shelley 

Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.
"Jakes a mother fucker."

replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"

"Jakes a Mary Shelley."

For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.

"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"
Mary Shelley by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008
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Mary Ann 

The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.
"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."

"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
Mary Ann by A Wise Advisor August 22, 2011
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mary hair 

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.
"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"
mary hair by Springloaded July 12, 2005

Mary Con 

An undercover way of saying maricon.
Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".
Mary Con by Sparko March 27, 2008
Verb: to induce vomiting when feeling bloated and particularly regretful after bingeing
The party is tomorrow! She's gonna have to "mary kate" that Big Mac if she wants to fit in her dress.
mary kate by Richard F the2nd January 11, 2008
A fanmade character that is perfect in almost, if not, every way. They generally are unrealistically attractive, virtually every character is their friend or has a crush on them, and are overpowered. Male versions are also called a, "Gary Sue"
"Your OC is a Mary Sue"
Mary Sue by Cassidy Greyson February 11, 2017

mary rogers 

Noun 1) A common name for a sorceror, or wizard/witch 2)usually found attending the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 3) extremely skilled in potion making 4) known to be of the Slytherin class 5) recently joined the defense of the dark arts 6) known to be a qudditch chaser on the Slytherin Team
Wow, that mary rogers is a beast on the qudditch feild.

I wish I could be as amazing as that wizard mary rogers.
mary rogers by Mary Cowell January 11, 2009