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Light the candle

A polite way to describe masturbating furiously.
"Hey bro, I'm gonna run home and light the candle right quick..."

"I'm not gonna do much on vacation. Just sit on the beach, light the candle a few times.."
by Ceremonial hat December 26, 2011
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Zoop a lighter

The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a good reason. If you do, in fact, keep a lighter lit for more than 30 seconds, the flame will suck back into the lighter, making a "Zoop" sound. This will cause the lighter, with all of the remaining fuel left in it to violently explode, and can result in a serious injury. I do not encourage anybody to try this.
"Hey, look out dude! The lighters gonna Zoop on you!"
by Majickpyro September 3, 2005
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big light

Boltonian way of classifying the main light, as opposed to wall lights usually located in living room or "front room".

Synonymous to Peter Kay and any other fellow Boltonians.
by John G 1986 January 1, 2006
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beast light

horribly disgusting beer equivalent of piss water that's most widely known as milwaukee's best light. incredibly cheap and only drinkable when absolutely fucking tanked. also a source of alcoholism among college students.
Guy 1: Grab me a beer.
Guy 2: Ok here's a beast light...
Guy 1: Fuck your stupid ass piss water!
by cueball4839 January 17, 2009
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light em up

drinkin till you cant drink no more
dude 1: whatchu doin tonight
dude 2: drankin
dude 1: wanna light em up
dude 2: lets light em the fuck up
by mike and dom January 6, 2009
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Light Saver

Cooler than a light saber.
and TOO cool for Sam.
This light saver shits all over your light saber.
by stomachslut May 20, 2009
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lightbulb moment

An event when one suddenly understands something even if the concept had been explained several times before.
Mark had one of those lightbulb moments when he saw the ocean for the first time and realized how huge it was when he couldn't see the other side.
by pkljm September 25, 2009
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