minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018

minecraft mobs

These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen

I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper

by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

minecraft

a game for gay nerds

hey I play minecraft

by finleyyyyy October 5, 2016

Minecraft Mod

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft

Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?

by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

Minecraft

Perfection at its finest, block-formed

Minecraft is awesome!!!

by Poetawesomendo July 25, 2017

The Minecraft Effect

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.

The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!

by jDerf November 23, 2011

Minecraft Sucks

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.

Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks

by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019