by Spanky July 31, 2004
by webdev1972 October 16, 2007
A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.
Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
by KSU1982 April 09, 2009
When a male pubescent teen (or premature adult) ejaculates in their sleep, and wakes up to a belly-button full of their sploosh.
"I could tell my father had woken up with a land-fill when during breakfast, I gave him a friendly punch in the belly and a wet spot appeared on his t-shirt where his belly-button was located."
by Clit Lint March 29, 2016
The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.
by Hunter May 05, 2005
by Herschel Quintron December 30, 2003
A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
by Dan February 21, 2005