loked

High as hell on marijuana. Sort of like "Chinese-eyed"

We just smoked 3 blizzy's and got loked out.

by sean January 19, 2004

LOLedge

like knowledge but information that is fucking funny!

Napoleon the leader of the french was 5'3".

LOLedge!

by Otterfuckmonkey May 18, 2009

taking the lord's name in vein

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.

Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"

by Neubian January 19, 2008

lord fuck a duck

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

by Another Disposable Teen February 18, 2011

lokedawg

local badass

Dude's a lokedawg.

by lokedawg February 25, 2011

Lord Farquaad

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

lord.headass

He’s you’re lord and savior. He’s a sarcastic asshole, but is loved by everyone. He runs a small, underrated, meme page.

Hey do you follow lord.headass?
Yes of course I fucking do retard.

by Someone you might know, maybe April 7, 2019