Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?

Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

Final Judgement

A combo move originating from xbox game LOTR Return of the King. It is commonly used as a verb or noun that refers to knocking down, then raping an unliked man or woman up the ass.

"Damn nigger, I was so pissed at those bitches when they beat us in jeopardy I just wanted to do Final Judgement to all of them right in front of our teacher."

by Tom + Nick January 26, 2007

Superficial Judgement

A bitchwho judges others by their looks or race etc.

Typically are stereotypedthings.

Superficial judgement: “People with tattoos are trash”
“Black people with rape more than white”

by TruthUnknown September 7, 2019

wintary judgement

A court-ruling dat is so slow in being reached dat it doesn't occur till sometime after da snow flies near da end of da year.

I was promised a "summary judgement" due to the exceptional obvious-correctness of my arguments, but the court took so long to actually get around to settling my case that it felt more like a bleepin' WINTARY JUDGEMENT!!

by QuacksO October 26, 2019

discord judgement day

on December 24th mods/admins are allowed to ban people that are furries or furry related on discord the owner can't do anything about it however this only last for 1 day.

mark:aye its discord judgement day

john:oh really?

mark:yeah lets ban furries from our discord server

by biggiecheesexd December 19, 2020

Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.

Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021