Jonas Ott

A generally frightening person your most of the time disgusted by. No one really likes him and hes kinda weird. you know its fax.
A weird frightening person --> Jonas Ott
by Wodor May 29, 2020
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Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing
He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas
by You don’t need me September 18, 2020
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Jonas G.

Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.
Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"

Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"
by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 04, 2022
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