The Jim Henson 

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

The Jim Henson by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

He's dead, Jim 

Used to calm someone down when overzealously destroying something. In other words, "enough already."

*Alex stabs someone in the face 38 times*

Jesus christ already, he's dead Jim.

He's dead, Jim by ` April 25, 2003

slim jim 

Beef sticks of unsurpassed orgasmic flavor.

I eat a Slim Jim© every day.

slim jim by Keijiro October 12, 2005

boomer.jim 

a popular meme page that you remember being funny but you realize its all shitty top text bottom text memes and a bunch of posts manipulating fans into thinking he's a good person

friend: boomer.jim made another trans rights post
me: i know

boomer.jim by hiddenziek4 November 19, 2020

Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.

Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"

Croaky Jim by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

a frosty jim 

a male pees in a condom then frezes it then a female pretends its a male penis

Dude: my gf played with a frosty jim last night made by me , i was turned on

a frosty jim by Oh yeah Mr cabs December 26, 2017

Slim Jim 

A penis that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim

She wants my Slim Jim. I cant blame her.

Slim Jim by LifeInANutshell October 16, 2014