Definitions by Keijiro
Vampire
Religion
Religion is a plague.
Wapanese
People (usually white) who believe the false notion that it is okay for non-Japanese people to adopt Japanese ways (I.E., language and culture). Culture includes, but is not limited to: Food, television (Anime, sumo matches), type of dress, and celebration of festivals and conventions.
Tom goes to anime and game conventions. He eats sushi, even though he hates it, and he uses Japanese words in everyday language. The sad thing is, they're always the same: Nani, baka, hai, iie, and domo. He probably gets his sentences from a translation service. He's Wapanese.
Rich Girl
Mutilation/gutting by Gwen Stefani of the song "If I Were a Rich Man" from the Fiddler on the Roof musical.