similar to an Ass oreo, the jewish ass oreo is when a between the two, squishes them together and inserts them into a woman anus, leaving them to dry. if properly done, they should serve well as something to suck on or hard candy. although, if the woman has a job, particualrly a non-physical one, the semen may dry onto her anus. this should be avoided, as it will most likely take surgery to remove.
god, moses gave me jewish ass oreo's yesterday and the pennys are stuck!
the doc says they'll take surgery to get out!
the doc says they'll take surgery to get out!
by kikez0r May 23, 2007
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Get the Jewish Bon Fire mug.A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.
Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
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wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)
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