Jade

short. idk thats just what jade is

damn bro your so jade

by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023

Jade Taylor

She is the complete definition of KPOP trash. Constantly on crack, like never stops. Often found crying over a bowl of cereal, as she is stressed about her life in general. Never really know how to approach as she doesn't like skinny white guys who rev their engine in Tesco car park at 3AM. Not only is she a pleasure to be around, she is a stone cold bitch also.

Just fucked up, just like that Jade Taylor.

OR

Underage drinking? no that's just Jade Taylor.

by sksksksksksksksksksksksksk March 29, 2019

abie-jade

A sly little bitch who will kill you with a blink of an eye, she is as tough as nails and can withstand nuclear bombs. Nothing will ever stop an Abie-Jade, dont even try to test her, you will be dead in seconds.

Ah fuck I just got beat up. 2 broken arms and a broken rib. The girls name was Abie-Jade

by WoUlDnT yOu LiKe To KnOw WeAt June 12, 2019

Jade

Female; Jade has a massive ass and big tits. Jade can get with any girl/boy she wants at any time. Jade usually like girls.

A: omg see jade over there
B: yeah i shagged her last night

A: wtf same

by Hello183 November 25, 2019

Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jaded

When life has thrown so much bad at you that it becomes hard to trust those you know you can.

Her past relationships left her so jaded that it destroyed her attempts at a new realitionship.

by Mlt0127 July 29, 2022

Jade

Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.

My best friend jade, kissed me.

by Cumshot 343434 November 5, 2021