Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017

Jade

A girl that’s Just gay

“Hey look at Jade” “yeah she’s totally gay”

by Jade S. November 25, 2023

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Jaded

When life has thrown so much bad at you that it becomes hard to trust those you know you can.

Her past relationships left her so jaded that it destroyed her attempts at a new realitionship.

by Mlt0127 July 29, 2022

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jade

When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.

this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.

Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade

When the system admin signs onto the server and jade it up.

by lxlemonsxl March 24, 2021

Pulling a jade

When you successfully steal any type of alcohol from someone else. This may be at a party, from a relative, from a friend, from a store, etc.

Gaven: “i ran out of crown so i tried pulling a jade and stole some from my neighbor”

by Dat coonass February 18, 2018