Kentucky Mix

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!
by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023
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Mix & match

You know that Mix & match keed?
Absolutely hadakeed with that keed
by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022
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Shab/Leopard-mix

A crappy-a** wolf/retriever-type canine-breeding result in which said "half-and-half" mongrel pooch comes out wif weird-looking spots on its coat.
In "101 Dalmatians", Cruella is tricked into letting the stolen puppies pass by her unhindered due to their having rolled in ashes to crudely-but-effectively conceal their distinctive black-polka-dotted white coats; guess we could say that they had therefore turned themselves into Shab/Leopard-mix dogs.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 22, 2020
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