Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 January 29, 2018

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 04, 2021

New York Minute

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

by RandyL December 09, 2003

5 Minute List

Someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes

Ex>
Amber is on my 5 minute list
I would have bang the shit out of her.

by billthekid December 21, 2008

Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

New York Minute

The length of time New York Subway Trains have their doors open, about 28 to 30 seconds. Everything is fast in new York City. If You do something twice as fast as regular, that's a New York minute.

I'll be done with (whatever) in a New York Minute. big Hurry

by L.A. Boy May 15, 2013