Tom Holland

best human ever tbh, a total cutie

Did you see Tom Holland in Infinity War?

by AAUGSSHJABHJBIHABAIHBA June 12, 2019

Tom holland

Tom holland is MY FUCKING HUSBANDDD! I’m his wife Athena Holland 😻 we got married on September 12, 2015. We have 19 kids and coming soon the 20th kid on its way!

Person 1- Hey have you heard of Athena Holland & Tom holland?
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!

by Athena Holland <33 December 23, 2021

Holland Denial Syndrome

A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.

Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”

The next day…..

Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”

P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..

by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008

Hollaback

Spanish, it means call me back.

I'll b back at 9, Hollaback then.....

by perpetual_dream December 30, 2005

hollaback

A hollaback girl will turn around when a guy calls to her because she thinks she's just met the next Donald Trump.

If you think I'm gwon deign to turn around to hear your rude acknowledgement of my beauty, you're a moron.

I'm no hollaback girl, pig. Would you talk to your mama like dat?

by solonbrown May 19, 2006

holla back girl

A girl or woman a man goes to to complain about the state of his love life, or life in general. He may or may not have had a previous (sexual) relationship with her, but feels comfortable unburdening himself to her. She may or may not appreciate this, especially if they were previously involved and he's complaining about his new girlfriend.

He calls me only when his relationship hits the skids. When things are going well, I never hear from him. Being his hollaback girl gets old after a while.

by Hey Lady DJ July 28, 2005

hollaback

a word that has grown into being meaningless! It used to have a meaning but can now be used in any situation

girl in hoodie i saw on the news: "i saw the fire and i was just like 'hollabck i'm jumpin out the window'"

by hollabackboy August 3, 2005