turkish hammer 

Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.

To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).

Turkish Hammer basketball Turkey Chicago Bulls Basketball

turkish hammer by Osirus808 April 7, 2011

max hammer 

When a man gets a running start, and attempts to ring the asshole of another man (The other man is bent over with his cheeks spread.) with his cock. The sensation you can get from this is awesome. Generous amounts of lube is recommended though.

We also play this as a game at parties. The first man to cum has to be "it".

My ass is sore from max hammering all night.

max hammer by Big Gay Roberto April 25, 2007

big black hammer 

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

big black hammer by nightraven May 29, 2014

Mac Hammer 

A computer program designed to de-bug Macintosh OS.

My computer isn't booking - maybe the Mac Hammer can fix it.

Mac Hammer by Macuser999 July 30, 2009

Toledo Hammer Drop 

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

Toledo Hammer Drop by Moosushi July 15, 2010

Purple Hammer 

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.

Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.

Purple Hammer by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013

Hebrew Hammer 

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot

Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!

Hebrew Hammer by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017