Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing

''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''

by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

gregfest

When three or more females begin to masterbate a Greg and/or Jess Martin

I had the biggest gregfest after woodies last night

by Laura69palmer April 18, 2018

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I Pegged Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018

Greggs on legs

A plump bitch called jo Gale that has whopper thighs😂

Greggs on legs walked into assembly late.

by TwoBridges School September 22, 2017

Greging

overdoing something to the point of making it unpleasant, such as overthinking or overanalyzing a conversation or over-preparing for events or social gatherings

A: Do you think she likes me?
B: Stop Greging out, man. She'll tell you if she does.

A: Are you ready for the party?
B: Yeah, I've been Greging out and I have an outfit picked out, I just need to find the perfect tie, like one with martini glasses on it
A: Whoa, man, relax, it's just a birthday party. It's not even your birthday.

A: Hey, cool party, man
B: Thanks, I spent all week making this playlist and hooking up my surround sound
A: Wow, you really greged out for this!

by yesimdatinggreg September 27, 2017

greghutt

A Greghutt is a smart/intelligent person.

1. Did you talk to Eric? He seems like an intelligent person.

2. Yeah, that dude is a "greghutt".

by Splashkit October 27, 2017