To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.
Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023
The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 01, 2020
by Gos Forth December 16, 2019
Neave is Smells of garlic+onions+olives+nothing
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion
by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019
A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.
by Goon1776 August 19, 2022
A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you
And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you
And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you
by Ckulglad r.je January 08, 2020