Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.

"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"

by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018

Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

Golden Grizzly

Similar to a Bear Paw, except urinating on ones hand and then slapping partner in the face.

That chick was so bad at oral that I pissed on my hand and gave her a golden grizzly.

by ChompyChompy August 2, 2008

golden crisp

A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.

I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.

by Termpopulator July 25, 2016

Golden Vase

Sexual reward given by a lecturer to a student for doing well in a test. The lecturer urinates into the students mouth after sexual intercourse.

This weeks golden vase goes to Robert

by SantiagoMunez October 21, 2010

golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016

Golden Zeppelin

When two men dock and proceed to urinate simultaneously, creating a "balloon full of piss".

I did the Golden Zeppelin with Greg last night, damn thing burst and went in my eye!

by Small yet prominent November 11, 2019