When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
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Get the Saddam Goggles mug.The psycho Japanese school girl from the movie Kill Bill most memorable for wielding a bladed mase at Uma Thurman's head.
The most brilliant villain ever to be created and therefore one of the main reasons that Tarantino is a legend.
The most brilliant villain ever to be created and therefore one of the main reasons that Tarantino is a legend.
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Get the Japanese Rain Goggles mug.This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.
1.
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.
2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.
2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
by Ampleforth June 12, 2008
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