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Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009
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Saddam Goggles

When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.
by Harry S Truman April 11, 2005
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Gogo Yubari

The psycho Japanese school girl from the movie Kill Bill most memorable for wielding a bladed mase at Uma Thurman's head.
The most brilliant villain ever to be created and therefore one of the main reasons that Tarantino is a legend.
Do you like Ferraris?

you're my hero, Gogo!
by just some chick June 20, 2005
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Japanese Rain Goggles

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
by texasredeyechicka November 25, 2010
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Blood Goggles

This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.
1.
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.

2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
by Ampleforth June 12, 2008
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gogo dancer

gogo dancers are people who like to dance in cages at clubs.
by lifezhard. November 6, 2010
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