Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

We friends but we go together

This is the type of friendship that blurs all lines to even be considered platonic. All your friends and family are convinced something deeper is going on because of the undeniable connection. Y’all try to play it cool but deep down you both know there’s something there

Stop acting like we just friends. We friends but we go together, now cancel on him and let’s go

by SameLexi July 27, 2022

Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.

Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!

by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022

go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

by ibestlouie July 20, 2021

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far

Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005