Ghettini

A ghetto martini, made by pouring straight vodka in a martini glass. Garnished with olives if you're feeling real fancy. No ice, no vermouth, no shaking. Straight up ghettini. Origin: first shouted at the bartender by a performer at The Rex Jazz Bar in Toronto.

"YO GET ME A GHETTINI!"

"A what?"

"A GHETTINI!"

"....."

"POUR VODKA IN A MARTINI GLASS AND BRING IT OVA! THAT'S A GHETTINI, FOOL!"

I wanna get drunk but look mildly classy. YO GET ME A GHETTINI!

by CocktailTales November 14, 2011

Ghetto escape room

An escape room for broke people.

I put a Rubik's cube in that old refrigerator box. There's your ghetto escape room

by Sparty911 May 1, 2019

Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Ghentile

a resident of the area of Ghent in Norfolk, VA. Often part of the artsy or hipster sub-community. Believe themselves to be an elite group, regardless of relative truth.

Person 1: Did you see that hipster kid with the black horn-rim glasses and too tight shorts on his longbord skateboard?

Person 2: Oh, that's just Jimmy. he's a Ghentile.

by ghentile757 August 23, 2011

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

Ghetto Coozie

Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.

Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a ghetto coozie, police is outside.

by Wayne Woj January 27, 2009